Humor Quotes

I never did anything worth doing by accident, nor did any of my inventions come by accident

Thomas Edison

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.

Thomas Edison

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge.

Albert Einstein

Those who cling to perceptions and views wander the world offending people.

The Buddha

The root of suffering is attachment.

The Buddha

It's a good thing to be satisfied with what one has.

The Buddha

To me, it doesn't matter how good you are. Sport is all about playing and competing. Whatever you do in cricket and in sport, enjoy it, be positive and try to win.

Ian Botham

First-rate people hire first-rate people; second-rate people hire third-rate people.

Leo Rosten

I hope we shall crush in its birth the aristocracy of our monied corporations which dare already to challenge our government to a trial by strength, and bid defiance to the laws of our country.

Thomas Jefferson

Football is football and talent is talent. But the mindset of your team makes all the difference.

Robert Griffin III

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.

Woodrow Wilson

When something is important enough, you do it even if the odds are not in your favor.

Elon Musk

You and I are all as much continuous with the physical universe as a wave is continuous with the ocean.

Alan Watts

The farther backward you can look, the farther forward you can see.

Winston Churchill

Two persons cannot long be friends if they cannot forgive each other's little failings.

Jean de La Bruyère

Friendship increases in visiting friends, but in visiting them seldom.

Francis Bacon

Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.

Karl Menninger

The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend.

Henri Bergson

Coming together is a beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success.

Edward Everett Hale

We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.

Albert Schweitzer

Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.

Sam Ewing

Using the power of decision gives you the capacity to get past any excuse to change any and every part of your life in an instant.

Tony Robbins

It is not so important to know everything as to appreciate what we learn.

Hannah More

To effectively communicate, we must realize that we are all different in the way we perceive the world and use this understanding as a guide to our communication with others.

Tony Robbins

True wisdom is less presuming than folly. The wise man doubteth often, and changeth his mind; the fool is obstinate, and doubteth not; he knoweth all things but his own ignorance.

Akhenaten

We lost because we told ourselves we lost.

Leo Tolstoy

I cannot even imagine where I would be today were it not for that handful of friends who have given me a heart full of joy. Let's face it, friends make life a lot more fun.

Chuck Swindoll

If you would take, you must first give, this is the beginning of intelligence.

Laozi

Never idealize others. They will never live up to your expectations.

Leo Buscaglia

They can do all because they think they can.

Virgil

What happens is not as important as how you react to what happens.

Ellen Glasgow

Know, first, who you are, and then adorn yourself accordingly.

Epictetus

Knowing your own darkness is the best method for dealing with the darkness of other people.

Carl Jung

If one does not know to which port is sailing, no wind is favorable.

Seneca the Younger

Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless.

Thomas Edison

Your friends will know you better in the first minute you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a thousand years.

Richard Bach

Formula for success: under promise and over deliver.

Tom Peters

To change one's life, start immediately, do it flamboyantly, no exceptions.

William James

A subtle thought that is in error may yet give rise to fruitful inquiry that can establish truths of great value.

Isaac Asimov

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.

Elbert Hubbard

Genuine love should first be directed at oneself; if we do not love ourselves, how can we love others?

Dalai Lama

There is not one big cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life.

Anaïs Nin

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge.

Daniel J. Boorstin

Ideals are an imaginative understanding of that which is desirable in that which is possible.

Walter Lippmann

Pure, holy simplicity confounds all the wisdom of this world and the wisdom of the flesh.

Francis of Assisi

Most of our pocket wisdom is conceived for the use of mediocre people, to discourage them from ambitious attempts, and generally console them in their mediocrity.

Robert Louis Stevenson

If you lose today, win tomorrow. In this never-ending spirit of challenge is the heart of a victor.

Daisaku Ikeda

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come.

Victor Hugo

We love life, not because we are used to living but because we are used to loving.

Friedrich Nietzsche

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise.

Sigmund Freud

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.

The Buddha

If the single man plant himself indomitably on his instincts, and there abide, the huge world will come round to him.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.

Plato

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

Woody Allen

See the positive side, the potential, and make an effort.

Dalai Lama

A day of worry is more exhausting than a day of work.

John Lubbock

All our knowledge begins with the senses, proceeds then to the understanding, and ends with reason. There is nothing higher than reason.

Immanuel Kant

Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.

Eleanor Roosevelt

Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishment.

Jim Rohn

The greatest good you can do for another is not just share your riches but reveal to them their own.

Benjamin Disraeli

By going beyond your own problems and taking care of others, you gain inner strength, self-confidence, courage, and a greater sense of calm.

Dalai Lama

If you want things to be different, perhaps the answer is to become different yourself.

Norman Vincent Peale

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe.

Anatole France

To listen well is as powerful a means of communication and influence as to talk well.

John Marshall

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakens.

Carl Jung

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.

Aeschylus

Share your smile with the world. It's a symbol of friendship and peace.

Christie Brinkley

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of the imagination.

John Dewey

Technology… the knack of so arranging the world that we don't have to experience it.

Max Frisch

The way we communicate with others and with ourselves ultimately determines the quality of our lives.

Tony Robbins

When you discover your mission, you will feel its demand. It will fill you with enthusiasm and a burning desire to get to work on it.

W. Clement Stone

Between saying and doing, many a pair of shoes is worn out.

Iris Murdoch

What is necessary to change a person is to change his awareness of himself.

Abraham Maslow

Three things in human life are important. The first is to be kind. The second is to be kind. The third is to be kind.

Henry James

To hell with circumstances, I create opportunities.

Bruce Lee

The key is to keep company only with people who uplift you, whose presence calls forth your best.

Epictetus

What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality.

Plutarch

If you wish to be a writer, write.

Epictetus

To follow, without halt, one aim: There is the secret of success.

Anna Pavlova